Tuesday, April 10, 2007

I'm bringing sex is bad

The heinous sin of self-pollution and all its Frightful consequences, in both sexes, considered: with Spiritual and physical advice to those who have already injured themselves by this Abominable practice, leading to disturbances of the stomach and digestion, loss of appetite or ravenous hunger, vomiting, nausea, weakening of the organs of breathing, coughing, hoarseness, paralysis, weakening of the Organ of Generation to the point of impotence, back pain, disorders of the eye and ear, total diminution of bodily powers, paleness, thinness, pimples on the face, decline of intellectual powers, loss of memory, attacks of rage, madness, idiocy, epilepsy, fever and finally suicide.

Reminds me of the haunting final scene of Ibsen's Ghosts: "Uh, uh, I can't see!"

(curtain)

9 Comments:

At 6:02 PM, Blogger mr. wrongway said...

amazing.

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger mr. wrongway said...

and second comment.

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger Finnegan said...

Ulysses.

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Jessica said...

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At 2:39 PM, Blogger Jessica said...

Don't forget, however, that NOT having sex has much more dire consequences. Blindness, for example.

 
At 1:01 PM, Blogger mr. wrongway said...

jessica, can I have sex with you?

 
At 4:11 PM, Blogger Beneficent Allah said...

her billing rate is $350/hour

 
At 9:40 PM, Anonymous chris hansen said...

mr wrongway what is your address???

 
At 3:59 PM, Blogger mr. wrongway said...

don't you already know

 

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