Sunday, March 02, 2008

LSAT Prep

MULTIPLE CHOICE:

1. What shape is the Internet?

2. What is the color of money?

3. What is the taste of birth control?





Walking home from the Caltrain I stopped at the gas station for an Evian, and the Mexicaings was tapping the beat to...I want to say Cucaracha, but the other one...da dum da dum da dum, da da da da dum da dum...with his fingers...I was choking so hard on the banality that I couldn't even manage a simple hoopa la gas-o-lee-na.

4 Comments:

At 11:07 PM, Blogger Dan said...

love the "Mexicaings"- new vocab words every day with BA

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger mr. wrongway said...

Multiple Choice

1. e, the internet is smooth shaped.
2. c, money is green or shiny colored.
3. b, depends on definition of "rude."

T/F

1. False, Millie hates her name.
2. False, excusays you were high.


Essay

J-ice: My friend does energy trading.
Girl: Cool. What's that like?
J-ice: Madd dough, we call him Hin-Dough-Goina. It's a rhyme.
Girl: What do you do?
J-ice: No speaky engrish. Honkers. choinamengs.
Girl: Choinamengs?
J-ice: Choinamengs. Oooh look! It's Doogie Howser.

 
At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

M/C
1. Square.
2. Blood.
3. Leonardo.

T/F
1. True
2. True

Essay
Gay.

 
At 7:12 PM, Blogger mr. wrongway said...

1. rhomboid spinal lace
2. poland spring
3. leonardo: bossy, donatello: aloof, rafael: obstinate, michaelangelo: drunk.


T/F

1.T
2.T

Essay

Gay

 

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