Everybody eats, ok? Marwan eats pasta and Romain has a noontime éclair. Katie sits at German cafes and eats books, dressed in a gown of linen and rhomboid lace.
Matt Lim drinks coffee and devours the tax code, Harold Bloom devours his children. The Actual God eats a bombass sangwich, with honey mustard, and...Liams eats honey mustard.
I try not to eat tamarind, oh! but it is difficult: a laceration is a tongue's hangover, it craves more poison.
The Talmud nourishes the mind.
The poor eat artichoke because they squander the ruffage - which is the better part - and that is why they're poor.
The moral of the story: everybody eats
So next time you're like, omg sangwich, honey-mustard, better than g-heav MMMMmm! just do us all a favor and shut the fuck up