Monday, July 21, 2008

Date with the Actual God, vol I

(scene: Hotel Vitale, San Francisco)

Actual God: And it wasn't even the real game! Practice!
Sexy Girl, Lithe Body of a Ballerina: !
AG: So umm...one more round? or...
SGLBB: Actually I have to model tomorrow...I'm really sorry...I'm not usually this lame...
AG: No its cool
SGLBB: You're really sexy...I love your arms
AG: Yea you've got a boddy

3 Comments:

At 3:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YFF on yo zippa

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger HOT Tamale said...

YKK? I don't get it

 
At 3:15 PM, Blogger mr. wrongway said...

vol 2.

1 Month Later

(Scene: Chez Chez Chez!)

Sexy Girl, LetGo Body: Hey, how are you?
Actual God: !
SGLGB: I love New York, do you live near here?
AG: ...
SGLGB: (leans in close, hand on his forearm) So quiet, what happened?
AG: You let yourself go. And then come here with your nails painted like I won't notice. Your nails. It's disgusting.
SGLB: Wow. Are you usually this honest?
AG: Never.

I had a dream last night where this skinny red-head without painted nails smiled at me and my friends...then some jealous guy walks over and says "she lets herself go, gains a little weight, then paints her nails and thinks everything's fine."

 

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