Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Fruits de la mer(tume)

Beneficent Allah is applying to business school, and they want to know...things. Being rich in text, I don't have a problem with that. But there's one question I can't answer:

Short Answer:

If you could change one thing you've done in your life, what would it be, and how would you do it differently? (250 word maximum)

I wouldn't have been born at all? No, that's silly.

So, I went for a more marketing-based response:

"If I could change one thing, I wouldnt have gone to work this morning, I would have put on my suit, shined up my chassures, and gotten back into bed with my hot, naked girlfriend."

What do you think? Will it get me in? Subtle mixture of sensuality and virility?

3 Comments:

At 11:43 AM, Blogger Rich said...

great avocado content. hass would also be pretty impressed with your confidence.

ps love the new quotes at the top of the page

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger Mr. Leah said...

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At 6:48 PM, Blogger DasBoogs said...

I find it hard to believe you ever got declined for anything.

"If I could do something differently, I wouldn't put so much thought into how to please the person who is going to read this pointless question, because everyone knows they probably don't give a shit about what I write anyway and are just going to look at my grades, my income, and whether or not I can pay for tuition and see if this area was left blank or not."

 

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