Top 10 failed St Patrick's day pick up lines
10. Am I wearing tighter pants than you?
9. So what's Gucci Mane's real name?
8. I'll give you $20 to talk to me for 30 minutes.
7. Want to see a picture of my ex-girlfriend's leg right after yoga?
6. Do you think the waitress is anorexic?
5. Let me guess: Korean
4. Yea, so I write for this T.V. show, Californication. Pretty popular, actually.
3. Belinda...such a beautiful name
2. How many $100 bills do I have in my pocket? Take a guess.
1. I'm Persian Jewish...but I consider myself an Islamophile..