Rap Genius HQ
(SCENE: Rap Genius HQ, East Village, NYC)
Tom: I wonder what life would be like if I were a woman! I wonder!
Tom: Hello Liz! Do you want to go shopping for women's underwear? We are, after all, both women!
Liz: This is true! I see no reason why we both couldn't go out and buy some women's underwear!
Tom: Nor do I!
(enter the ACTUAL God)
Actual God: Are you doing anything tonight, Tom?
Tom: Why no - besides going out with a strapping young man such as yourself!
Actual God: Excellent! Shall we say, nineish?
Tom: It's a date!