Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Beneficent Allah: Brooklyn Hygiene Edition

WHY I NEVER FEEL CLEAN IN NYC

- Water burns you when it is lukewarm (bc of poison algae)

- Bathroom tiles have screaming faces floating inside

- Puffy face makes it harder to clean the nooks and crannies

- Mirror/lighting makes me look so old!

- Rolling Tom a blunt makes my mouth taste like a garbage can

- There's only so many pairs of non-jeans pants a man can soil in a week....

2 Comments:

At 8:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would think a puffy face would be easier to clean (convex surfaces)

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger Beneficent Allah said...

whoever wrote that knows nothing about pores

 

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