Beneficent Allah: Brooklyn Hygiene Edition
WHY I NEVER FEEL CLEAN IN NYC
- Water burns you when it is lukewarm (bc of poison algae)
- Bathroom tiles have screaming faces floating inside
- Puffy face makes it harder to clean the nooks and crannies
- Mirror/lighting makes me look so old!
- Rolling Tom a blunt makes my mouth taste like a garbage can
- There's only so many pairs of non-jeans pants a man can soil in a week....