"I don't want to fuck, Beneficent Allah"
Girls have a lot of reasons for not wanting to fuck the BENEFICENT Allah. Some of the most oft-heard:
- "I don't want to submit to Islam"
- "I think you're gay"
- "You're not the rich text you once were"
- "I want to be sure you'll marry me"
- "My family hates you"
- "I'm too focused on my R&B career to fuck at the moment"